But this time around was supposed to be the return of the mack but el Tigre pulled at the 11th hour just a couple days before the event’s pro-am where he was slated to play with with Steph Curry leaving many fans miffed.
“After a lot of soul searching and honest reflection, I know that I am not yet ready to play on the PGA Tour or compete in Turkey."
But What’s the Real Reason Tiger Got Cold Feet? Lets count’em down
#6 Caught a real bad case of the Chip-yips, the most embarrassing strain of the debilitating golf ailment.
#5 Kept going back on forth on whether he’s going to go with Mizuno or PXG irons and just couldn’t confidently make the decision.
#4 PHIL-OPHOBIA- He got word of the pairing with Mickelson and I get it, playing with Phil is no picnic
#3 When Jesper Parnevik crowed to Golf Digest that Woods was “flushing everything” he meant at the Bidet Superstore.
#2 Was hankering for some old school Beyonce so was listening to Destiny’s Child and that, “ I don't think you ready for this jelly. I don't think you ready for this jelly,” line really stuck in and hey Safeway sells a ton of Smuckers.
#1 While fetching players turkey sandwiches and performing the other pertinent duties of the Ryder Cup Team’s assistant captain he realized these guys aren’t just really good, they’re incredible.