Basking in the afterglow of his first major championship victory, Jimmy Walker took the Wanamaker Trophy to Vegas. Golf’s venerable silver cup was previously best known as the trophy every player want to kiss, but after getting to first base what else do you do to keep things fresh?
 The Oven is Empty
Mojo, PD, RZN no more Hyperflight, hyper-hype, the Swoosh has left the clubhouse Igniting on the scene in late ’03 Tiger unleashing their might Big and bold and Mellow Yellow Strong as a Sasquatch, stable as a Sumo wrestler Brute strength and beastly power Roaring Impact noise Big Wiesy is the Power Lady Juice ball bounds down the fairway Greens attacked with Slingshots On the dance floor pull out the Method and roll it in the hole Victory Red and Machspeed reinvented the brash ‘Tude But evidently not enough peeps fell for the Covert and Vapor which preceded the vanishing act. So, the oven is empty.  University of South Carolina golf coach Billy Mac waxes wise and erudite on everything from analytical freak factors coaches look for while recruiting to how to counsel golfers post-apocalyptic-hole-meltdown. We even get into the nitty gritty on sport's academic stereotypes and the unsung merits of Taco Bell's Crunch Wrap Supreme. If you're looking for the pin girl hat it is culled from Hole Hunter Industries cap collection |
Mike Dojc
When Mike isn't repairing impossibly large divots or alphabetizing his impressive ball marker collection, he’s slinging copy for a diverse range of editorial and corporate entities. Clients have included Nike, AAA, Maxim, Esquire.com, Metro, Inside Fitness, Sharp, Huffington Post + tons more. Reach Mike at [email protected] Archives
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