“This is like the circus, look at him,” exclaims the awestruck golfer filming the spectacle. After doing some rump shaking, back scratching, and playfully pawing at the flagstick, Smokey Jr. spots a ball on the green and ends his act. He saunters over to it, promptly stuffs it in his mouth and wanders off.
A cub put on an impromptu greenside show at the Mountainside Golf Course at the plush Fairmont Hot Springs resort in B.C. “This is like the circus, look at him,” exclaims the awestruck golfer filming the spectacle. After doing some rump shaking, back scratching, and playfully pawing at the flagstick, Smokey Jr. spots a ball on the green and ends his act. He saunters over to it, promptly stuffs it in his mouth and wanders off. Southern Belles and Canadian golfers have something in common--thanks to their legendary politeness they don't always say what they mean. When a belle says "Bless your heart," what she really means, but is too polite to verbalize, is a show of disgust: "Oh my word! Darla's showing again, that's her eighth baby, oh bless her heart." Canadian golfers may be too polite for outright trash talk on the course, but here's a handy guide to what they're really telling you.
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Mike Dojc
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