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How to Have Sex on a Golf Course

2/19/2016

 
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Our guide go getting frisky on the fairway, (part of a larger feature) is on newstands in the current edition of Inside Fitness Magazine : The fussed over foliage, sparkling ponds and raked white sand bunkers make the links a romantic spot for some al fresco organ grinding.    According to a recent expose on course nookie in Golf Digest dealing with the messy consequences the next morning is par for the course for groundskeepers. How to Pull it Off: Don’t even consider twilight round delight.  Wait until till the course is closed and then scamper onto a choice fairway under moonlight.   Playing rules still apply—clean up afterwards.  No one wants to fish out a used condom out of the cup and do keep it off the greens. Butt and knee prints are a lot more time consuming to fix than your standard ball mark.


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    Mike Dojc

    When Mike isn't repairing impossibly large divots or alphabetizing his impressive ball marker collection, he’s slinging copy for a diverse range of editorial and corporate entities.  Clients have included Nike, AAA, Maxim, Esquire.com, Metro, Inside Fitness, Sharp, Huffington Post + tons more.  Reach Mike at dojcster@gmail.com


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